I'll give it a go.
I'm new. Saying hello. My name is Chris and I'm not overly exciting. I live on the Middle East Coast of the US. 24 years old and painfully, life-long single. Favorite singer: Madonna; color: red.
My life is a mash-up of random facts, but for a survey I once did, my "random fact" was that I never had a real kiss til I was 22.
So, And, by God, it's recent, too! Like a couple weeks old.
Anyway, it's nice to be here. So, howdy.